Smith And Wesson Knives: Smith and Wesson TXRBB Texas Rangers Big Bowie Knife Review

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(More customer reviews)I recently purchased this monstrosity and was not disappointed.

First, an admission:I have large hands, so the gigantic "Big Bowie" smooth handle fits nicely in my palm - though someone with smaller hands will not be able to wield this gross exaggeration of manhood.But then again, the TXRBB is over 10 inches long, so I suppose you could use it as a two handed sword.Personally I use mine knife to shave my manly beard stubble every 3 to 4 hours (it's tough having this much testosterone running through my veins).I find it particularly useful in hacking through the underbrush growing wild in my cul-de-sac.

It has considerable heft to it and a pleasing girth.You know when you're wearing it on your hip.It calls to you, "Modern He-Man hear my call.Stud man, full of machismo, I stand sharp and ready to slay whatever dragons lay before you". And let me tell you something, those dragons, be they would-be burglars or middle upper management, all will shake in fear of your man-tool.No longer am I ashamed when I stand naked in the mirror.

I guess that last bit doesn't have anything to do with the knife...

Anywhoo,

If one were to chuck this at a charging rhino, I'm fully confident that the foul suburban beast would be instantly felled.Its head cleaved from its instantly lifeless body - perhaps having died in fright from just witnessing the awesome-ni-tude of this pocket claymore.

Sure, someone with a gun could easily subdue you, even if you possessed this knife and the fortitude necessary to use it.But when the police find your bullet riddled corpse, and after they remark, "Wow, he looks like he crapped his pants!" they will find this beast at your side.Their respect for you will be uncontrollably verbalized, "I can't believe a single bullet pierced his beefcake chest if he was carrying this thing!"

A word of warning to the unprepared:If you wear the Texas Rangers Big Bowie Knife out in public, be ready for women and lesser men to seek you out and pledge their bodies to you for servicing.It's quite a burden.

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Product Description:
Smith & Wesson Knives - Large Texas Hold'Em Fixed Blade Bowie Knife with Brown Wood Handles: Model SW-TXRBB. 15 7/8" overall. 10 1/8" stainless bowie blade. Brown wood grain handles with stainless guard. Black leather belt sheath included. Made in China.

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